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king tut · 27-08-2006, 06:41 PM

[align=left:6794722480]It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss
a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend
!... can kiss my

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having fun.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.
?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again[/align:6794722480]

MEMO · 27-08-2006, 10:52 PM

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss
a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend
!... can kiss my

MY
$$A

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CARLOS · 28-08-2006, 02:38 PM

nice messages

thanxx

king tut · 28-08-2006, 05:12 PM

[align=left:39c43e3445]i'm happy you like them
thank you for your replies[/align:39c43e3445]

[ R1 ] · 29-08-2006, 04:07 PM

thanks brotha

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